Ashton Kutcher Gets Naked for TAHM Campaign

July 19, 2011 By:
Ashton Kutcher Gets Naked for TAHM Campaign

People have been wondering what kind of role Ashton Kutcher will have on Two and a Half Men. From the looks of this new ad campaign it looks like a ménage à trios gone horribly wrong.

The new ad features Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones all naked except for a giant white sign concealing their bodies that reads “All will be revealed 09.19.11.”

Oh I get it! Their penises.

TAHM has always been a raunchy show and Sheen’s character was loosely based on his own true life persona. I don’t know if they can pull from Kutchers’s real life to write his character. Attractive guy is married to an old witch and tweets a lot? Nah.

I was never a fan of TAHM while Sheen was on the show (how that show lasted 8 seasons I will never understand) but I will watch at least the first episode, just because I’m curious to see what Kutcher will do.

The Season 9 premiere of TAHM will debut the same time as Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central Roast. Which will you watch? Ashton Kutcher reveals what’s behind that giant white poster? Or Charlie Sheen listens to lots of tigers blood jokes.

I think the choice is obvious.