The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn: Part 2 has released another teaser trailer. The teaser they released last week was such a waste, it was literally about 10 seconds long and if you yawned long enough you missed all of it.
Now, the people over at Twilight headquarters have released a full 30-second trailer that, wait for it, shows Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan as a vampire.
If you’re a true Twilight fans, this is a big deal! K-Stew wasted all of Breaking Dawn Part 1 being sick and pregnant with a vampire baby growing inside of her. It was gross and the only acting K-Stew got to do was make sick face and drink blood from a sippy cup. Just normal half-vampire stuff like that, or whatever.
Now, K-Stew got a make-over courtesy of baby-powder-face and she looks like her pale faced lover R-Patz with her red eyes and cold hands.
“After 18 years of being utterly ordinary, I finally found that I can shine,” Bella says in the trailer.
P-Patz has some lame line, “You’re so beautiful. We’re the same temperature now.”
Of all the annoyingly gushy stuff that we know he’s going to say in the movie, they choose the one were he talks about Bella being the same temperature as he is? Such high stakes, you guys, real cinematic stuff like beat heat. Phew.
Anyways, we see Bella’s dark red eyes and then we see her hiding behind a tree about to kill a deer. It’s pretty spooky, actually.
Oh also, Taylor Lautner is there and he is wearing a shirt made out of panty hose. Seriously, you would be hard-pressed to find a shore more sheer than the one that Lautner wears in the trailer.