My Life on the D-List @ 9pm
Yeah she's baaaack!!! The grand dame of celebrity skewering is off and running in the Season 4 opener of her celeb-reality show. Who will get the wrath of Kath tonight? Oprah might be a victim of Griffin's riffin', but not Anderson Cooper. Kathy thinks the CNN newscaster is pretty hot, and tonight she hosts a New Year's Eve show with him. Later, she gears up to be a presenter at the Producers Guild Awards. Ever the worldly gal, she has an A-list date at the gala with computer impresario Steve Wozniak. Kathy-philes should stay tuned for Bravo's A-List Awards, which air afterward at 10P/ET. It's a salute to the artistic spirit, hosted by none other than the D-list diva herself.
My Boys @ 9:30pm
It's opening day for the baseball-centric sitcom about the romantic streaks and slumps of Chicago sportswriter PJ Franklin (series MVP Jordana Spiro). When we last met up with PJ, the sporty lass was departing on her dream trip to Italy, and she was all set to meet her mystery date on the plane. In tonight's Season 2 opener, that in-flight mystery man is finally revealed. But will PJ's romance with him ever get off the ground? Back in the Windy City, there's gale-force activity with the boys: Brendan frets about changes at the radio station; Andy has a big-bucks job; and Mike beds a waitress from Crowley's, resulting in the gang being banned from the hangout.
Fear Itself
In the second installment of this new horror anthology, Eric Roberts plays a remorseless vigilante cop who loses his job after one too many excessively violent arrests, the last one ending in the death of the suspect. Fifteen years later, he finds himself running a private-investigation business with the same tact and diplomacy he displayed on the force. But that bad-boy attitude is about to catch up with him when he takes on a job in an abandoned house that happens to be filled with rather unpleasant memories of his dubious career.
Reno 911 @ 10:30pm
Deputy Raineesha Williams' vanity may be, according to her, one of her best qualities. But when a reporter from "Strong Sister" magazine wants to write a profile of this single mother and officer, she should have some company in singing her praises. Elsewhere, a cartographical change gets Dangle and Junior into a border dispute with a brothel's madame.
