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Roseanna Barr Turns To Blogs

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Roseanne Barr is probably a bit bitter that she didn't get "The View" gig so she has resorted to blogging. These Rosie's sure love to vent through their blogs don't they?

Here's the posting:

Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old now. She is all head, like joan rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage of old ladyism, but look forward to having a huge head in the future. I have seven pigs on my farm and want to eat them! They hide in the grass and hump each other when they think I am not looking...I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say "no trespassing... trespassers shot on sight"... I cannot wait to shoot someone if need be...right between the eyes. I am a damn good shot too! I once blew a quarter in two at one hundred feet! I need glasses these days to make sure the head wound will be fatal. I hate to see anyone suffer!

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Posted by: anonymous on 08/06/2007 12:11 PM



Love her!
Posted by: Chloe on 08/06/2007 05:12 PM

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