Tracy Morgan Returns to Stand-Up, Back Under Fire

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Tracy Morgan Returns to Stand-Up, Back Under Fire
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses…and we’ll have Tracy Morgan make fun of them all.”

In yet another attempt at standup, Tracy Morgan has left the homosexuals and moved on to the mentally disabled. Which is a toughie, because groups who protect the mentally challenged want to be mad at him, yet he’s also their poster child.

“Don’t ever mess with women who have retarded kids,” Morgan said during a Saturday night performance in New York City. The crowd immediately began groaning before Morgan delivered his punchline: “Them young retarded males is strong. They’re strong like chimps.”

Comedians should have free reign, but these aren’t even jokes. They’ re the bemused ramblings of the person at the bus stop who accosts you when you’re out for a jog.

I know it’s been a slow news week, but surely there are some old Weinergate jokes Tracy can whip out. Hell, I’d even settle for some old Tiger Woods ones. Anything is better than the material he’s been delivering lately. At this point, he’d be funnier if he just got onstage and made a lot of loud noises. Which is his shtick anyway.

Earlier in the night, Tracy said that he had something go through his mind that “I can’t share with y’all.” After the audience pushed him to say it, Tracy responded, “I can’t. I just got out of controversy man. This is diabolical.”

To be fair, Tracy is most likely giving these performances completely f-cked up with no recollection of anything he’s said afterward. Even sober, I’m pretty sure he has no sense of self-awareness.

“I love you all so much,” he gushed. “Did I tell you that tonight? I’ve been in trouble lately, and this was big for me that you all came out.”
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