Tracy Morgan

Theodor Seuss Geisel was born March 2, 1904, and the writer did his work under the pen names ‘Theo LeSieg’, ‘Rosetta Stone’ and most famously, Dr. Seuss.

He published articles and illustrations to Life, Vanity Fair and The Saturday Evening Post. But anyway, what is this, Wikepedia? Here are five celebrities who look like characters from Dr. Seuss' books.

Thing 1 & Lady Gaga: In this shoot for The Sydney Morning Herald, Lady Gaga looks like either Thing 1 or Thing 2 from Dr. Seuss’ ‘The Cat in the Hat. Gaga, your Suess-inspired hair is oh, so neat! And much more attractive than your dress of meat.

Some of our favorite stars spent years studying the art of acting—educating themselves onstage to perfect their craft. But for a select few, they got a break and decided to get the hell out of high school as fast as possible.

Most high school dropouts don't have much luck at finding a stable career path, but the entertainment industry is a totally different thing. It's a gamble, but if you get lucky, you can have a million dollar career with only a sixth grade education.

Here are 10 celebrity dropouts. But don't get delusional kids—stay in school.

Tracy Morgan: Why doesn't this surprise me? Tracy Morgan is funny, but part of his whole shtick is sounding dumb. "I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn’t be where I’m at. I would have had a net. I’m glad I didn’t have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder.”

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Tracy Morgan is working hard to repair his image following his homophobic rant. On Friday, Morgan met with a group of homeless gay teens and victims of antigay violence in an effort to educate himself. The meeting was organized by GLAAD, and two of the attendees released a statement saying,

“We really appreciate that we were able to meet with Tracy Morgan…We hope that our stories have the power to change not only Tracy’s perspective, but those of any parent who may be struggling with and accepting their child.”

When people in Tennessee walk out on your show because it’s too antigay, you know it’s bad. Tracy Morgan performed at Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium, filling his entire act with offensive gay “jokes”.

An attendee said, “It was the worst thing I’ve ever heard…so not funny.”

I’m guessing his entire act was: “Boys who like boys? That’s crazy!”

Among other gems, Morgan said he thinks homosexuality is a choice, lesbians are pretending to be gay because they hate men, and Obama should “man up” and stop standing up for gay kids.