Remember that time that Tori Spelling wasn’t pregnant? I don't either.
Tori Spelling had a baby and then got pregnant a month later, something I didn’t know was physically possible, but then again my entire knowledge of the human anatomy is based on the Operation board game.
So how did it happen? Well, she turned herself into a sex machine because she didn’t want to leave her husband, Dean McDermott, unsatisfied.
“I was like, ‘Well, I don’t want him to think that the sex is going downhill,’” Tori told Life & Style.
Which leads me to believe these two got it on before the doctor even spanked the baby.
“So here you go, baby number four!”
Doctors advise new moms to wait four to six weeks before having sex. Tori Spelling said ‘screw that’ and put an ‘Open for Business’ sign on her vagina.
“All my friends keep asking, ‘Was it planned? I said, ‘seriously, Hattie was 1 month old—do you think it was planned?”
Tori has Liam, 5, Stella 4, and of course, 6 month-old Hattie. And she seems to really be taking to this whole being pregnant thing.
“I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant,” the reality star said. “And Dean can’t keep his hands off me! He’s like, ‘You’re the sexiest pregnant woman!’”
Something tells me Tori is going to be in a state of pregnancy for a very, very long time.
“I literally would have 10 if I could!”