Tori and Dean Need to Sit Down and Shut Up

May 9, 2014 By:
 Tori and Dean Need to Sit Down and Shut Up
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So, is anyone else completely sick of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s “True Tori” reality series and the collateral cheating stories that make their way to the tabloids?

For those who have better things to do than dive into Google k-holes about D-list reality personalities, let us just educate you a little bit. Tori and Dean both cheated on their ex-spouses when they first got together and now they are both surprised that Dean is cheating again. They are so shocked and surprised by his cheating that, like any couple seeking harmony and enlightenment in their relationship, they invited reality show cameras into their home to document every single moment of their crumbling marriage. 

When Tori called Dean a “disgusting piece of shit”...

They got that on camera.

 

When Dean said, “I feel like a fat ass, small d*ck, zits on my back, piece of shit”...

They got that on camera.

 

When Dean admitted that he was suicidal...

They got that on camera.

 

When Dean said, “I was f*cking around while you were at a Christmas party with the kids”...

They got that on camera.

 

Nobody is watching this thinking, “Wow, this is GREAT drama,” or “This is GREAT TV!”

Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories, like the fact that Dean’s “affair” was all created to get them a reality show.

Sources say that the “other woman” Emily Goodhand was created by Tori Spelling to “sell” the cheating story.

It is also suspicious that Emily Goodhand literally doesn’t exist on the Internet aside from the one interview she gave to Us Weekly.

Us Weekly

Which is the same publication that ran Tori’s EXCLUSIVE post-scandal interview.

Us Weekly

For the record, celebs don’t give exclusive interviews to the same publications that publish interviews WITH THEIR HUSBAND’S MISTRESS!

What we’re trying to say is, Tori and Dean are either faking something really tragic for PR, OR they are exposing their very sad reality for the sake of TV. Either way, Tori and Dean need to SIT DOWN and SHUT UP.