TomKat Wedding Staffers Better Keep Their Mouth Shut

November 16, 2006 By:
TomKat Wedding Staffers Better Keep Their Mouth Shut

Tomkat's top secret (not really) wedding is underway and the Hollywood star will go to any lengths to keep everything on the hush-hush. We hear the wedding staffers have all been slammed with a contract to keep their mouths shut. For example if the caterers reveal what will be on the menu for the ceremony, the restaurant will be fined $935,000. Now that makes a Mission Impossible!

Meanwhile if you are wondering how Tom Cruise will say his “I Do's” in the Scientology wedding ceremony, here is the scoop. Like many devout Scientologist, Tom may promise to provide Katie with “a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat.

Scientologists reveal that their weddings are similar to Christian affairs with flower girls, a ring, music and a party afterward. So what makes a Scientology wedding unique? Scientology spokeswoman Karin Pouw reveals that the unique part is the advice offered in the ceremony for the couple to maintain and improve their relationship.

The couple is expected to choose from five versions of the wedding ceremony, ranging from the Traditional to the Double Ring. Each includes traditional vows and lasts between 20 minutes to one hour.

In the old-fashioned language that marks the Traditional version, the groom is reminded that “girls” need “clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat,” and is asked to provide them all. The bride, in turn, is told that “young men are free and may forget” their promises.

That Blows! The women always get the short end of the stick. In the meanwhile, check out the new pics of Suri Cruise in Rome. The baby is actually really cute. Believe it or not I definitely see a resemblance of both Tom and Katie baby Suri. Oh my God! Did I just say that?