Tom Cruise Hits Puberty?

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What is wrong with this picture? Isn’t it always the other way around, where Katie Holmes is taller than her beau Tom Cruise by 5 inches?

Let me guess there is a new magical potion for Scientologist that makes them grow by 5 inches? In all honesty, we really are over these two and don’t want to talk about them. But their constant publicity stunts leave us no choice.