Just when you think you have heard it all, things just get freakier. Katie Holmes is about to burst and have an alien kid, but when she does go into labor she must vow to keep silent. As part of their cult, it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause "psychic" damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome. The Scientology creator, sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard, once said: "Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and child." The doctrine stresses newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or spoken to for seven days.
There were 6ft placards delivered to Tom's Beverly Hills mansion, which will be placed next to Katie Holmes while she is in labor to remind her to shut up! One sign read: "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable."
What's next aliens visiting the mansion to rejoice the birth of mini Tomkat?






























