Baby Suri Poops Bronze

August 31, 2006 By:
Baby Suri Poops Bronze

CAUTION: If you are eating, STOP reading this story NOW and proceed to the next, or else you will barf!

The same guy who brought the pregnant Britney Spears arching and crowning naked on a bearskin rug sculpture has been at it again. This time artist Daniel Edwards is really showing how talented he is by sculpting baby Suri’s poop. Poor baby, the kid hasn’t even been seen yet and there is already so much commotion about her.

The bronze sculpture, entitled Suri’s Bronzed Baby Poop, represents the first solid meal consumed by Tom Cruise’s daughter and the fecal matter according to E!Online

“Babies mostly breast-feed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, the Brooklyn gallery where the statue will remain before going up for auction on ebay. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.” What are these people on? Have they been smoking Willie Nelson’s joint?

If you are interested in this disgusting “work of disaster”, it will be unveiled Wednesday. The measures people will take to become famous. Some lie about killing people, others make baby poop sculptures and others date Nick Lachey.