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The world wasn’t terribly surprised when Kim Kardashian announced her divorce to Kris Humphries on Monday morning.
After their $10 million dollar wedding, the two decided to try to work it out for a whole 72 days before they threw in the towel. That’s a hell of a lot of money for such a short wedding, but no worries, I’m sure E! will make it all back with the impending Kardashian Divorce Special.
This isn’t Kim’s first divorce rodeo, either. She was married to record producer Damon Thomas for four years. By Hollywood standards, that’s actually a reasonable amount of time.
But now, Kim will join the ranks of plenty of other celebs who divorced shortly after walking down the isle. Here are the shortest celebrity marriages of all time.
Elizabeth Taylor and Conrad Hilton: 7 Months: Yes, Elizabeth Taylor was married to a Hilton. Only 205 days after marrying Conrad “Nicky” Hilton, Taylor went through her first divorce. She told a California court that Hilton was “indifferent to me and used abusive language.”
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“Get fired as soon as possible.”
Sounds easy enough! Since getting the legendary “you’re fired” jab from Donald Trump, Tom Green has been touring nonstop, recently returning from a trip to Afghanistan where he performed for U.S. and Canadian troops.
“We went to some pretty remote areas,” Green told Hollyscoop. “It was a surreal, amazing experience.”
Green has been doing standup professionally since he was fifteen, when his act included “cereal commercials and Saturday morning cartoons”. These days he has a lot more to draw on. Green will be shooting a one-hour Showtime Comedy Special in June.
And while his wacky prankster days might be over, Green says his favorite target—his parents—had it coming.
“My parents deserved to be pranked. They drew first blood when they told me to do my homework, when they told me I had to shovel the driveway or mow the lawn. That was them starting it.”
In addition to standup, Green has also been hosting the "the highest rated, longest running, and only talk show on the internet", Tom Green’s House Tonight. The show takes place in Green’s home studio, and he’s interviewed everyone from Pam Anderson to the late Ed McMahon.
“I’ve been doing the show for several years. I’ve got all sorts of different guests on there; it’s a fun thing.”
Green continues his tour in Burbank, and will be making stops in Pittsburg, Louisville, Tampa and Alberta. Tour dates, as well as video from his talk show, can be viewed at Tomgreen.com.
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