I needed to wake up this morning, and it was either going to be coffee, or a story about a celeb peeing in a Snapple bottle in Tom Cruise’s driveway.
Peeing it is.
Seth Rogen says he peed in Cruise’s driveway. Either he's such a big fan, meeting Tom Cruise literally excited the piss out of him, or it was some weird Scientology ritual. I'm going with the latter.
“I once peed in a Snapple bottle in my car while parked in Tom Cruise’s driveway,” Rogen Tweeted last week.
When asked about the Tweet on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio show, Rogen admitted:
“It’s true. He was meeting with people like me and Judd Apatow, to kind of, I think, get a sense of the comedic landscape at the time, so me and Judd had a few meetings at his house.”
Sure. And I bet Tom offered them a “Free Stress Test,” too.
Actually, Cruise was trying to get into character for his comedic performance in the 2007 comedy, Tropic Thunder. He played a bald, overweight studio executive named Less Grossman.
“I showed up [at Cruise’s home] early,” Rogen continued. “He had a very long driveway and I didn’t want to go in.”
Seth continued that the experience made him feel “uncomfortable.”
"I was so uncomfortable,” Rogen told Stern. “I had never met him before. It was so weird!"
Rogen is set to wed his longtime girlfriend Lauren Miller soon. He told Stern that the engagement ring he gave her was the most expensive thing he’d ever held. Also, he doesn’t plan on having her sign a prenup.
“If I lose millions then it’ll be the best millions I’ve spent,” Rogen said.
I wonder if Paul McCartney feels the same way.