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Tom Cruise Has a Great Sense of Humor

December 17, 2008
by: 
 Nora Gasparian

Tom Cruise has really changed! He really has learned to laugh at himself which is what people respond well to these days. Who likes watching an uptight dude? Not us!

Last night Tom was on the David Letterman show where he decided he wanted to read out his own ‘Top Ten Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet’ list. Check out the list below and the video...it's hilarious!

The top 10:
10. I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat - like harness.
9. During the filming of Days of Thunder, on a dare, I ate a tire.
8. I still wear those underpants from Risky Business.
7. My real name is Tom Blagojevich.
6. I once Heimliched a koala.
5. Once a month, I take the Universal tour naked.
4. I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapo Rub.
3. I'm a power mad ego maniac who's completely insulated from reality - oh wait, that's Letterman.
2. After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer-locked me until I coughed blood.
1. I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends to call my ass.


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Reader Comments
0:22AM 12/19/08 djhb2001
Tom is losing it! Great Actor though!
5:16AM 12/18/08 helenjohn
Tom looks great. I read here (www.projectweightloss.com) about the advices that David Beckham gave him in order to get in shape and, wow, Tom sure lost some weight and looks 10 years younger.
6:28PM 12/17/08 gevo
FUNNY SEGMENT but he doesnt know how to read well.
2:09PM 12/17/08 Sophie
he's well behaved agian. haha
9:45AM 12/17/08 sasha
his pr people have really trained him to behave well
7:19AM 12/17/08 robbinlea
He's a freak!
6:51AM 12/17/08 Michael1
Who cares-he will need to provude some very significant change in his credit, demenor and style to be socially relevant once more-not just "appear" when he want to promote a movie that was supposed to be released one and a half years ago but has been trotured in post-production to be taylored to the masses.
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