Tom Cruise Has a Great Sense of Humor

December 17, 2008 By:
Tom Cruise Has a Great Sense of Humor

Tom Cruise has really changed! He really has learned to laugh at himself which is what people respond well to these days. Who likes watching an uptight dude? Not us!

Last night Tom was on the David Letterman show where he decided he wanted to read out his own ‘Top Ten Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet’ list. Check out the list below and the's hilarious!

The top 10:

10. I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat - like harness.

9. During the filming of Days of Thunder, on a dare, I ate a tire.

8. I still wear those underpants from Risky Business.

7. My real name is Tom Blagojevich.

6. I once Heimliched a koala.

5. Once a month, I take the Universal tour naked.

4. I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapo Rub.

3. I'm a power mad ego maniac who's completely insulated from reality - oh wait, that's Letterman.

2. After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer-locked me until I coughed blood.

1. I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends to call my ass.