If we’ve learned anything this week, it’s this: never, ever take naked pictures of yourself with your cell phone.
MMA fighter Tito Ortiz had some full frontal photos of himself surface on Thursday night. Unlike Blake Lively, Ortiz isn’t trying to deny the person in the photo is him. Tito tweeted, “Someone hack my f-cking phone.”
He later added, “Oh well I can’t do anything about it.”
Which is probably the most easygoing reaction any celebrity has ever had regarding their own leaked pornography. Imagine if, when Rick Solomon released A Night in Paris, Hilton had just shrugged and said, “well, can’t do anything about it!” and went back to posing on the red carpet. It would’ve probably saved a lot of grief.
Ortiz also had advice for us: “Don’t like don’t look.” Does the same go for those MMA outfits? Because, in regard to the little shorts those fighters wear while grappling each other, this photo isn’t really anything we haven’t already seen.
Other celebs that have had nude cell phone photos leaked are: Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, and Vanessa Hudgens. At this point, it’s a rite of passage into celebritydom.
Blake Lively recently had her cell phone photos leaked by a hacker, and after vehemently denying it was her, the hacker released seventeen more, and general consensus is, it’s her.
Good for Blake. if I looked like that, I’d be posing for my own softcore porn, too. Unfortunately, if my phone were ever hacked, it would just be seventeen photos of my cats and what I had for dinner.