March 17, 2010 by: Ani Esmailian
Esquire magazine's fantasy of the world's funniest woman gone wild comes to life in photographs.
Tina Fey went to a dinner party and realllly got the party started. Here are some highlights from the funny girl:
Tina on crazy Tina:
"The idea of the photo shoot is something like my wild night out. The irony being that I don't do that. I got an e-mail [from Esquire] with a list of the potential setups, and my e-mail back was like, Well, I need to decline being handcuffed to a bed. I won't straddle anyone. I won't make out with a cop. There are certain things, I totally get them as a premise. And they're all good fun, and if I were a young single model, they would be appropriate, but, you know, I'm a mom. And my kid's going to find this someday. I don't want to be handcuffed to a bed in Esquire. What are you nuts? I'm not going to make out with a cop that I'm handcuffed to. I got to get my kid into kindergarten. I guess that's more of a Montessori way of learning, when they handcuff you to things."
On an epiphany:
“What I’ve come to realize is that when people say, ‘The thinking man’s whatever’ — there’s no such thing. The thinking man also wants to f–k Megan Fox.
On cussing:
“My parents are going to be like, Why did you curse that much in that Esquire article?”
On working with Mark Wahlberg in Date Night:
"No I couldn't see the third nipple. And I was paid to stare at them for a day."
On 30 Rock's "internerd" fans:
"There was an episode where Frank plays this high-pitched sound that only people under 40 are supposed to hear. There were internerds who were like 'I could hear the first sound, but not the second.' And I was like 'Buddies, there was no sound.' It's like that old SNL William Shatner sketch where he was at a Trekkie convention and was saying 'Have you ever kissed a girl?' The amount of thought — I love it, but I'm concerned for these people."
On one of 30 Rock's recent catchphrases:
"Shark farts was one that we ad-libbed and ended up leaving in. The studio asked us not to leave it in, but we left it in."
Tina Fey went to a dinner party and realllly got the party started. Here are some highlights from the funny girl:
Tina on crazy Tina:
"The idea of the photo shoot is something like my wild night out. The irony being that I don't do that. I got an e-mail [from Esquire] with a list of the potential setups, and my e-mail back was like, Well, I need to decline being handcuffed to a bed. I won't straddle anyone. I won't make out with a cop. There are certain things, I totally get them as a premise. And they're all good fun, and if I were a young single model, they would be appropriate, but, you know, I'm a mom. And my kid's going to find this someday. I don't want to be handcuffed to a bed in Esquire. What are you nuts? I'm not going to make out with a cop that I'm handcuffed to. I got to get my kid into kindergarten. I guess that's more of a Montessori way of learning, when they handcuff you to things."
On an epiphany:
“What I’ve come to realize is that when people say, ‘The thinking man’s whatever’ — there’s no such thing. The thinking man also wants to f–k Megan Fox.
On cussing:
“My parents are going to be like, Why did you curse that much in that Esquire article?”
On working with Mark Wahlberg in Date Night:
"No I couldn't see the third nipple. And I was paid to stare at them for a day."
On 30 Rock's "internerd" fans:
"There was an episode where Frank plays this high-pitched sound that only people under 40 are supposed to hear. There were internerds who were like 'I could hear the first sound, but not the second.' And I was like 'Buddies, there was no sound.' It's like that old SNL William Shatner sketch where he was at a Trekkie convention and was saying 'Have you ever kissed a girl?' The amount of thought — I love it, but I'm concerned for these people."
On one of 30 Rock's recent catchphrases:
"Shark farts was one that we ad-libbed and ended up leaving in. The studio asked us not to leave it in, but we left it in."
