Tila Tequila Says She's Engaged

It’s hard to take anything Tila Tequila says seriously these days. She’s constantly trying to draw attention to herself via her blogs and videos. And now the reality show star has another announcement to make: she’s engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.

Tila broke the news herself via a UStream video, saying, "We have an announcement. So are you ready for this big announcement that's going to change our lives? This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first -- Tila army fans -- tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!"

To prove she was serious, Tila then showed off a huge diamond ring that Casey apparently bought for her at Travis Barker’s Famous Stars and Straps party. She went on to say the ring is a "17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It's so fat you can't even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar! Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!"

After a little more bragging that she’d managed to land such a wealthy fiancé, Tila talked about their next step. She said they have "a lot of work to do to plan a wedding" and that they're "very happy. We're what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids."

We don’t know what’s worse: Tila’s fake reality show love life, or her real life one!