Tiger Woods Has a New Girlfriend

March 21, 2011 By:
Tiger Woods Has a New Girlfriend

It's a good thing Tiger Woods is still filthy rich, because I can't imagine any other reason why someone would date him.

Tiger reportedly has a new girlfriend, and no, she's not a cocktail waitress or a porn star. Shocker.

He's been quietly dating 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston, someone he met when she was just seven. I knew you were a cradle robber!

According to reports Tiger first met Alyse through her stepdad, Alastair Johnston. He's the former vice-chairman of sports-management firm IMG, where he helped Tiger ink a $60 million deal with Nike in 1996.

Johnston introduced his stepdaughter to Tiger, and they've been dating for several weeks now. They were even spotted on his luxury yacht in Florida last week.

Which father would set up their daughter with a sleaze like Tiger? If there's anything we've learned from all his mistresses it's that he's pretty cheap, so it can't just be for the money. And there's no way he's getting remarried after giving his ex Elin almost half his fortune.

Oh and the little gem already has an arrest record. She was popped with a DUI last year in Florida. Check out her gorgeous mugshot below.

$10 bucks says the relationship ends before the end of the month. Or overlaps. We know how much he loves those.