Tiger Woods, 35 has known his new girlfriend, Alyse Lahti, 22 Johnson for quite some time, maybe too long. Because according to US Weekly, a friend of Lahti's told them she used to "draw good luck pictures for Tiger before his tournaments" when she was a kid.
I'm sorry, that's just weird. If you don't think so, take a moment to
remember the last time a kid made a drawing for you. Now imagine dating that
Lahti's stepfather lives next door to Woods in Windermere, Florida.
According to the source, they recently reconnected after meeting at one of
her father's functions. He's the executive to a sports management firm that
"They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger," the source
The sad part is, while Tiger's out golfing, she's probably still at home
Then, when he gets home:
ALYSE: Lookie what I made! All by myself!
TIGER: Don't speak. You know how I feel about you speaking.
ALYSE: Sometimes doggies are brown.
TIGER: Thank god I have a constant erection, or you'd really be killing this