Tiger Woods' Girlfriend Made Childhood Drawings for Him

March 23, 2011 By:
Tiger Woods' Girlfriend Made Childhood Drawings for Him

Tiger Woods, 35 has known his new girlfriend, Alyse Lahti, 22 Johnson for
quite some time, maybe too long. Because according to US Weekly, a
friend of Lahti's told them she used to "draw good luck pictures for Tiger
before his tournaments" when she was a kid.

I'm sorry, that's just weird. If you don't think so, take a moment to
remember the last time a kid made a drawing for you. Now imagine dating that
kid. Yeah.

Lahti's stepfather lives next door to Woods in Windermere, Florida.
According to the source, they recently reconnected after meeting at one of
her father's functions. He's the executive to a sports management firm that
represents Woods.

"They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger," the source
says.

The sad part is, while Tiger's out golfing, she's probably still at home
coloring.

Then, when he gets home:

ALYSE: Lookie what I made! All by myself!

TIGER: Don't speak. You know how I feel about you speaking.

ALYSE: Sometimes doggies are brown.

TIGER: Thank god I have a constant erection, or you'd really be killing this
for me.