The Wanted minus clothes equals female hormonal gold…
Max, Jay, Siva, Tom Parker, and Nathan are dropping their drawers in their latest photo spread guarantied to take female readers into Pleasuretown overload.
The results of the naughty photo session were published in a new issue of UK pop culture glossy We Love Pop.
In the shots, the boys line up in front of a white backdrop in black tuxes, matching ties and white shirts.
The main feature of the shots, though, lingers below the waist... Each member of the group shows off their goods – and their pasty legs – with their pants around their ankles.
"The Wanted, All Talk and NO TROUSERS!" the headline reads.
I know what you’re thinking… Boxers or briefs?
Well, let’s go down the list, shall we?
Siva starts things off on frame left, sporting a classic look of bleach white boxer-briefs. Next up is Tom Parker with his tongue out as he points to his low-hanging baby blue boxers.
Nathan wears navy trucks, Jay rocks patterned, tight-fitting briefs, and – as if it was somehow planned – Max has on the same under-garb as Siva but in black…
In a desperate effort NOT to make this entire post about British boy junk, the article also delves into the topics of their first kiss experiences.
Though they were able to keep their pants on for that milestone, for some of the guys it wasn’t the smoothest enterprise.
“I was maybe 13 or 14 at the time. I was a randy little lad,” says Jay. “If I saw her now, I'd be really embarrassed because I was just trying to eat her face.”
Siva backed his band mate, adding that he happened to draw blood.
“I was 11,” he says. “I didn't bite her. I just collided with her and I had a chip in my tooth. It was so awkward and I drew blood on my first kiss!”
But gives the guys a break, people… When I was 11, I was still eating Lucky Charms and watching Saturday morning cartoons. These boys got game!