The Real Housewives Of Orange County


Nip/Tuck @ 10pm
Wasn't Eden adorable in those cute little devil's horns last week? Julia would be wise to remember that when Eden makes nice-nice with her tonight. But 'tis the season for reconciliations. And Christmas episodes. And if The Dukes of Hazzard can have one (it did, in 1980), then John Schneider, playing porn king Ram Peters, can dress up as Santa on Nip/Tuck's. It's too bad, though, that Julia and Christian won't be wearing their Santa suits (or anything else) when Sean walks in on them!


Tila Tequila: A Last Shot at Love @ 9pm
Finale alert!! We are here finally, the last chance for Tila to choose who she wants to end up with, Bobby or Dani. In previews they shoot some modeling pics with Tila in the middle, and looks like Tila was feeling Bobby way too much! Dani, unfortunately looked so uncomfortable in a bikini- and Bobby's affection towards Tila- it looked painful to watch. I know she's butch and all, but does she have to be so uncomfortable with actually being sexy?!


The Biggest Loser @ 9pm
Tonight one of the contestants gets to fatten up in a good way: right in the wallet, with $250,000, when the winner is announced from the final four. But before the ultimate loser is crowned, there is a reunion with all of this season's players, who weigh in for one last time. In a year marked with emotion (Hollie's death in the family, Kae's departure), drama (Kim-Amy catfight, Neil's water trick), and a series of firsts (a three-team competition, a whole team elimination), the finale is sure to hold even more supersized shockers.


The Real Housewives of Orange County @ 10pm
If you have been checking out the previews airing this week you know this should be interesting as two wives' get into it on this soapy reality series that delves into the lives of five privileged housewives in an exclusive gated community in Southern California. Tonight, four of the housewives sojourn to San Diego for some rollicking rest and relaxation, but a flap between Jeana and Vicki menaces their friendship. Meanwhile, the OC Angels whip up promotional buzz for their energy drink; and Tamra's real-estate business blooms and booms.


Cane @ 9pm
Premise: A Cuban-American family runs a successful rum and sugar business in South Florida, but external and internal power struggles threaten to destroy the family's fortunes. Tonight, a hurricane strikes, and armed looters invade the Duque home and hold Alex and Frank hostage. Meanwhile, Isabel is trapped in an elevator during the storm; and Santo protects Artie. Catch up with two hour episodes back to back.


Nip/Tuck @ 10pm
By the looks of last week's promo, things aren't looking good for Julia and Olivia, but that's why Portia de Rossi is listed as a guest star, not a regular. Meanwhile, ex-Duke John Schneider is back as porn king Ram Peters. This can't be good for Matt or Kimber. And look for Sean's obsession with Eden to reach new heights. What part of "really stupid" doesn't he get?


The Real Housewives of Orange County @ 10pm
Lauri continues to prep for her impending nuptials, but daughter Ashley's appeal to be maid of honor at the event complicates matters. Meanwhile, Vicki's son contemplates following his mother's footsteps in the insurance business; and Jeana travels to Vancouver to watch son Shane play baseball.


Tila Tequila: A Shot at Love @ 9pm
Finale!! We are here finally, the last chance for Tila to choose who she wants to end up with, Bobby or Dani. In previews they shoot some modeling pics with Tila in the middle, and looks like Tila was feeling Bobby way too much! Dani, unfortunately looked so uncomfortable in a bikini- and Bobby's affection towards Tila- it looked painful to watch. I know she's butch and all, but does she have to be so uncomfortable with actually being sexy?! Check out this week's Chelsea Lately, Tila is a guest on the show and dishes it up on being bi.
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The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency @ 10:30
Get into mod model mode: Supermodel Janice Dickinson's fashion-themed, unscripted show opens its third season tonight. There's a big break in the Big Apple when Janice's agency works with two male underwear models. Elsewhere, Janice arranges an urgent open call for fresh Latin talent. This audition is so hot and spicy that it inspires Janice to launch a Latin division in the agency. Along the way, Janice shoots the Latin models in sizzling male-female pairs, and she also encounters a female model who's "the hottest thing since baked bread," according to Janice. Ah, more dough for the ever-rising agency.


The Real Housewives of Orange County @ 10pm
The season is off to a good start with the wives as busy and some crazy as ever. Last week the daughters of OC went to frolic in south beach and some got a big reality wake up call when they had to ....GASP! budget their spending! Meanwhile, Viki makes any mom look good with her neurotic and over the top behavior. Tonight, Tamra begins to regret allowing her son to move back into the home. Jeana's daughter auditions for a movie role, and a sunset birthday cruise isn't smooth sailing for Tammy and her daughters.


Tila Tequila: A Shot at Love @ 10pm
The three remaining contestants battle it out some more for the kitty vixen love. Last week, we saw another side of Tila as she met the parents of her suitors. Let's just say she is NOT reserved and has a bit of a bad mouth, but we still love her. At items it seemed like she was trying her hardest to shock the parents, perhaps to see if they could handle her lifestyle? Tonight, per the previews it looks like Amanda bad mouths Dani calling her promiscuous. It's a shock to me, that girl seems like the least slutty of them all. Let's see if her allegations hold water.....


Dancing With The Stars @ 9pm
This has been a tough season of loss for some dancers. Marie Osmond's father, family patriarch George Osmond passed away early Tuesday at the age of 90. And just weeks ago, Jane Seymour's mom passed away as well. No word on whether Marie will be present tonight on the show. Most likely not but let's hope she doesn't get the boot from a lack of votes. That would be sooo harsh!

Last night the dancers performed two dances and did a great job. One is hard enough! Mel B is reigning so far and received all perfect scores. My guess is she will win this thing. Sabrina's absence was felt and missed. The dancers had a little cheetah print on them in remembrance of her and unfortunate early dismissal. Tonight Grammy-winning country-music star LeAnn Rimes provides the soundtrack for tonight's dances, singing "How Do I Live" and "Nothin' Better to Do.


Nip/Tuck @ 10pm
Just one week in and Sean's already being mobbed by fans at his dry cleaners. Getting on a TV show will do that for you. And tonight he's also finding his feet, albeit slowly, in his first relationship since his breakup with Julia. So how does Christian react to all this? Jealousy. Naked jealousy. Meanwhile, Julia has a surprise for both of them, and it has something to do with guest star Portia de Rossi.


Tila Tequila: A Shot at Love @ 10pm
It's hard to top last week's dramatic elimination of our C-R-A-Z-Y cowboy Ashley. After professing his undying love for Tila (already??) she decided in true diva fashion that she was not feeling it and gave him the boot. A bit harsh but she was probably thinking too much too soon. Her intuition proved correct; Ashley flew off the handle and attacked one of the other men in the group and later the ambulance was called. Tonight we'll see the outcome of that hospital trip and a pair of the girls get into a fight. Yeah!!....we love catfights!


The Real Housewives of Orange County @ 10pm
It's the lifestyles of the rich and (almost) famous when the sudsy wives' tale returns for its third season. It's a sort of "Real Housekids of Orange County" tonight, as the show focuses on Vicki's college-student daughter, who receives a new luxury car as a gift (complete with a bow). Meanwhile, Jeana's daughter graduates from high school, but not without some fine teen angst. Expect a big change this season: Popular wild-child housewife Jo De La Rosa departs from the show and is replaced by new housewife. Word is Jo is developing her own reality show with Slade following her singing career.

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