Teen Mom
January 27, 2012

‘Teen Mom’, a show that has absolutely nothing to do with becoming a Teen Mom and everything to do with what Lindsay Lohan’s life would be like if she were poor, has produced a little twinkling star—Amber Portwood.
Portwood has battled depression, been charged with domestic violence, and, well-- I could go on and on, but if you’re reading this
January 17, 2012

Teen Mom 2 person—I refuse to continue calling them ‘stars’—Jenelle Evans has just been arrested for the second time within one week. According to TMZ, Evans was arrested today in North Carolina for violating a domestic violence protective order. She’s currently in custody.
January 4, 2012

Damn these teen moms move fast. How do you find two men willing to marry you all before you hit age 19? Oh wait, the whole "having a baby" thing. Got it.
A source tells Us Weekly that "Leah just got engaged over the holidays and is pregnant with..
December 20, 2011

Amber Portwood, one of the moms from the MTV reality series, Teen Mom, has been thrown back in jail. She was originally arrested for punching the sh-t out of her baby daddy, Gary Shirley, and the whole ordeal was documented on camera.
Portwood was on probation for the incident, and she was required to complete anger management classes and obtain her GED. According to court records, Portwood did not go to the classes and didn’t get her GED, either. Which means she was literally arrested for being an idiot.
August 12, 2011

Gary visited a 24-hour strip club in Miami, where he kicked off the bender at 1a.m. It reportedly lasted until noon. He started in the VIP area, then moved into the champagne room.
Who is this guy, Charlie Sheen? It's nice to see that he's taking his Teen Mom money and using it for something useful. His daughter probably didn’t want to go to college anyway.
June 22, 2011

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After last week's cry for help, Portwood ended up in the hospital. After receiving a call from
Apparently, Portwood told Shirley...

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Following her hospitalization on Tuesday, Amber's on again/off again boyfriend and baby daddy Gary Shirley Tweeted:
"Amber is safe...
June 15, 2011

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TMZ reports that Gary called police because he feared she would end her life. A source claims that Amber and Gary got into a fight on the phone and “she said she was so upset, she was going to kill herself.”
Amber later added to the threat, “When you come check on me, I’ll be in the garage with a rope around my neck and you’ll find my body there...
June 14, 2011

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The young mom was rushed to the hospital in Anderson, Indiana after police got a phone call. Anderson Police released the following statement:
“Late this morning (11:34 a.m.), Anderson Police responded to a call at...
February 25, 2011

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"I'm devastated that these pictures were stolen from my phone and sold by someone I trusted," Portwood told MTV. "It makes me sad that anyone would do this, and I'm horrified that something so private is being shared publicly."
Yeah, the rest of us are equally horrified and devastated. The shots show Portwood nude, desperately trying to be sexy. At least that’s what I’ve read. I haven’t bothered to check them out. If you don’t mind scarring yourself for life, I’m sure you can find them.
It’s like this chick is following a guide on the quickest way to become famous for doing nothing. Nude cell phone photos? Check. Domestic violence? Check. Numerous court appearances? Check. The next step is rehab and/or sex with Charlie Sheen.
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