Have you seen Taylor Swift dance? Seriously though, have you?
Honestly, we don’t even watch music awards shows anymore for the music. We watch them for the cutaways of Taylor Swift in the audience, dancing like a mom chaperoning the high school dance.
This is Taylor being “'bout that Nashville life.”
This is her doing the Britney Spears circa the “Oops!...I Did It Again” video.
She is literally the ONLY one doing anything kinetic at this awards show.
That poor girl in the red dress has had to deal with Taylor the entire night.
We call this one, “the whitest girl.”
Can you see the Cinderella realness she is giving us here?
She will not even wait for Selena Gomez to stand up!
Waving her hands like Destiny’s Child. Mhhmmmm.
Okay, honestly, all HATING aside, Taylor is having more fun sandwiched between these two dodos than you do all year.
Uh, actually, can we party with Taylor or…?
THROW UP THAT ONE ARM, LIKE THE SINGLE WHITE GIRL YOU ARE, TAYLOR!
OKAY, ACTUALLY WE ARE OBSESSED WITH TAYLOR. NOBODY CAN CONTAIN HER REALNESS!
SHE IS LITERALLY HAVING MORE FUN THAN THOSE LITTLE GIRLS FROM THE “ELLEN” SHOW!
SHE IS RAPPING ALONG TO A KENDRICK LAMAR SONG! Are there any songs she doesn’t know the words to!?
TAYLOR, GIRL, WHO IS YOUR CHOREOGRAPHER!?
YASSS TAY TAY, TURN YOUR BACK ON THE UNWORTHY!
TAYLOR, THOSE GIRLS ARE NOT EVEN ON YOUR LEVEL!
OH, SHUT IT DOWN, TIME TO GO HOME. TAYLOR HAS JUST WON THE DANCE BATTLE. TIME TO PACK UP CHANNING TATUM, WE’RE ALL DEAD NOW!