We’re not sure what exactly is GOING ON, but Taylor Swift seems to be speed-friending her way through Hollywood.
Here she is shopping in NYC with model Cara Delevingne.
Who even knew they were friends?
Oh right, the 2013 Victoria’s Secret show:
Where Taylor Swift cleaned up WELL in the famous friends department.
That was the same night she added Karlie Kloss to her entourage.
Who is another one of Taylor’s shopping buddies.
And apparently her lover/twin?
Taylor also struck up another walking-around-NYC friendship with fellow Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge.
But then Taylor has her "overseas music" friends like Ellie Goulding.
No idea how they met, but we’re gonna say Ed Sheeran had something to do with it.
And then there’s Lorde OF COURSE.
They are practically sisters at this point.
Always shopping and going to the beach in matching outfits:
And then there is Taylor’s collection of “actresses.”
Which includes long-time bestie Selena Gomez:
But they might be on the outs, because Selena hasn’t been seen with Taylor in a while.
There’s Sarah Hyland:
NO IDEA how they were possibly introduced.
And Hailee Steinfeld:
Maybe Taylor is lamenting never having a little sister?
These girls are obsessively close.
How old is Taylor? Like 19? WHAT SHE’S 24?! Oh.
She’s also friends with Jennifer FREAKING Lawrence.
They don’t seem to be THAT CLOSE, but Jen is DEFINITLEY on the roster and that’s all that matters.
Taylor USED to be besties with Emma Stone.
But they haven’t been seen together since 2011 so they could be over, who knows?
Taylor also gained Jaime King's friendship in 2014.
They seem to share a love of red lips.
And being 5’10” and starving.
Oh look, there’s Karlie Kloss again.
There are also the RANDOS.
Like Taylor’s recent acquiring of Olympic figure skater Gracie Gold.
and her cooking pal INA GARTEN!?
Also, here she is cooking with Kelly Osbourne:
Taylor Swift…collecting friends like pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL.