Taylor Swift Has A Box Full Of Ex-Boyfriends

January 30, 2013 By:
Taylor Swift Has A Box Full Of Ex-Boyfriends

 

Despite her relationships averaging only 2 months, Taylor Swift insists on "falling in love" with the dudes she dates and reportedly keeps mementos from each relationship in the same little treasure box.

While this is a totally normal thing to do, something about Taylor doing it just screams, “creepy!”

“[Taylor’s] main source of material for the songs she’s written about her string of other famous ex-boyfriends comes from rooting around in a trunk where she hoards keepsakes of their relationship,” a source told The Sun.

Why do I feel like she’s keeping dead kittens in there?

Apparently Taylor has little trinkets from her so-called relationship with Harry Styles that she’s now drawing upon for inspiration for her next break-up song, which she’s currently writing, and oh yeah, it’s totally about Harry. How much inspiration can you get from a 2-month relationship? Sometimes we feel like Taylor needs a therapist instead of a guitar.

“Taylor's been working on a song about her split from Harry since they broke up. Photos of Harry are now in there, along with a chain he had made for her when they got together last year which matches his own favorite necklace, of a paper plane. Trinkets like that should provide some easy material for her to build a song out of,” adds the source.

OMG you KNOW she’s going to name that song “Matching Planes” or something, right?

I wonder what she saved from her other ex-guys? A cigarette from John Mayer? A DVD of Twilight from Taylor Lautner? A high-school report card from Conor Kennedy?