The ONLY exciting part of the MTV VMAs last night was #Beyoncé
But other than that, all the drama/fun/exciting stuff was happening offstage, backstage, or in the audience.
Like, Ariana Grande and Big Sean secretly holding hands.
Everyone bored out of their minds during Taylor Swift's performance.
But Taylor didn't care, because she was too busy getting turnt in the audience later in the show.
Kelly Rowland just being super pregnant.
Which brought our attention to Blue Ivy.
Who was absolutely adorable during her mom's performance.
There was Rita Ora looking terrified during Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" performance.
While Miley could NOT even be bothered to watch it.
The Kardashians pissed off everyone when they texted during the Ferguson tribute.
Sam Smith was giving Miley Cyrus massive side-eye when she cried during her date Jesse's speech.
And Taylor Swift screamed for her life when Lorde won Best Rock Video.
And that's really everything you need to know about the VMAs.