It is a BAD year to be Taylor Swift. The once angelic country pop savior with a broken heart has turned into the most humorless single white female ever and the rest of Hollywood has noticed and they DON’T like it.
Amy Poehler, Tina Fey and now Chelsea Handler are all throwing Taylor under the bus. Tina tells Taylor to grow up and Chelsea calls her a virgin.
By now, Taylor’s Vanity Fair interview is the article heard round the world. In response to Amy and Tina’s easy-breezy joke at the Golden Globes that Tay should stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son, Taylor told them, “there’s a special place in h*ll for women who don’t help other women.”
Amy tried to pseudo-apologize, but Tina basically said, take that stick out of you’re a$$, Taylor. In so many words.
“If anyone was going to get mad at us, I thought it would be James Cameron…I did not see that one coming. It was a joke. It was a lighthearted joke,” is exactly what Tina said.
But the real “Mean Girl” jab comes from Chelsea Handler who has never been provoked by Taylor ever, but felt like weighing in on the Tina and Amy feud.
“I mean, I think [Taylor’s] being that vociferous about something – she thinks they’re out to get her, and they were clearly making a joke just about her demeanor, which is embarrassing. She’s just dated so many men.”
But then she felt like putting her sex life on blast, because why the h*ll not?
“My theory about Taylor Swift is that she’s a virgin [and] that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she’s like, ‘I’m not gonna do it,’ and they’re like, “Oh, well, forget it. Then I don’t wanna date you.’”
So yeah, sucks to be Taylor Swift right now. She should write a song about it.