Harry Styles reportedly dumped Taylor Swift because she was an asexual prude who was obsessed with antiques.
Not a joke, you guys, Jezebel is reporting that Taylor doesn’t put out because she realized that she dates a lot of guys, and doesn’t want the public to think she’s slutty, but Harry wasn’t okay with her “wholesome lifestyle.”
This all according to a “friend” of Taylor’s. A friend willing to throw her under the bus, that is.
“Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested,” says a friend of Taylor’s, “While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women.”
But here’s the kicker, the source adds, “What Taylor doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.”
I don’t know what the moral of this story is? Put out and guys won’t dump you? Or stay wholesome and become a famous pop star?
But the best part of this story is that Harry also kicked Tay to the curb because she liked antiques a little too much.
“Harry wants to go out to fancy bars and clubs and enjoy being young – but Taylor’s more of a homebody and all she would talk about was antiques!” adds the source.
Whatever the case, Taylor’s already taken the heartbreak to the songbook, she tweeted yesterday, “Back in the studio. Uh oh…”
Loving the addition of the “uh oh,” suggesting that this is gonna be a scathing break-up song.