Taylor Swift STEPS OUT like no other celebrity in the history of “stepping out.” We have SO MANY QUESTIONS:
1. Does she get her makeup done professionally inside her house before she leaves?
2. Or is she just red carpet ready on the regular?
3. Do girls burst into hysterical sobs near her ALL THE TIME?
Or just some of the time?
4. Did she just finish making her husband a ham sandwich?
And now she’s gotta leave the house to go buy a giant block of ice?
5. Is she coming from or heading TO the Hamptons?
6. Does her bodyguard actually hate his life?
7. Or does his face just look like that?
8. Does Taylor always KNOW the paparazzi are going to be there?
9. Or do her eyes just look mischievous like that all the time?
10. Does Taylor only choose walking partners that have the same leg-to-body ratio as she does?
11. Does she think THAT hat is one of those bad hair day hats?
Or does she realize that it’s just adding to her chic’ness?
12. Does Taylor think this is a “running errands” outfit?
Because it’s not.
13. Is Taylor ALWAYS on her way to an Easter church service?
14. Who is Taylor waving to?
15. Is she actually making eye contact with the soul of the paparazzi’s lense?
16. Does she travel WITH a large crowd of onlookers, or do they just appear?
17. Does Taylor Swift know that NOBODY ELSE looks THIS good when they walk around like she does?