17 Questions We All Have When Taylor Swift Steps Outside

July 11, 2014 By:
17 Questions We All Have When Taylor Swift Steps Outside

Taylor Swift STEPS OUT like no other celebrity in the history of “stepping out.” We have SO MANY QUESTIONS:

 

1. Does she get her makeup done professionally inside her house before she leaves?

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2. Or is she just red carpet ready on the regular?

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3. Do girls burst into hysterical sobs near her ALL THE TIME?

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Or just some of the time?

 

4. Did she just finish making her husband a ham sandwich?

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And now she’s gotta leave the house to go buy a giant block of ice?

 

5. Is she coming from or heading TO the Hamptons?

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6. Does her bodyguard actually hate his life?

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7. Or does his face just look like that?

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8. Does Taylor always KNOW the paparazzi are going to be there?

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9. Or do her eyes just look mischievous like that all the time?

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10. Does Taylor only choose walking partners that have the same leg-to-body ratio as she does?

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11. Does she think THAT hat is one of those bad hair day hats?

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Or does she realize that it’s just adding to her chic’ness?

 

12. Does Taylor think this is a “running errands” outfit?

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Because it’s not.

 

13. Is Taylor ALWAYS on her way to an Easter church service?

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14. Who is Taylor waving to?

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15. Is she actually making eye contact with the soul of the paparazzi’s lense?

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16. Does she travel WITH a large crowd of onlookers, or do they just appear?

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17. Does Taylor Swift know that NOBODY ELSE looks THIS good when they walk around like she does?

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