Taylor Hicks Is America's New Idol

May 25, 2006 By:

Jay Leno Taylor Hicks has been chosen as America's next Idol...the "soul patrol" won over hottie McPhee, unfortunately!

David Hasselfholf was in the audience crying like a pansy, this is Nora coming to you live from a New Jersey Bar...yup, you heard it! New Jersey!

Everyone was yelling out "Jay Leno won!" I would rather have had Katharine McPhee win because she's hot. Who needs talent when you have good looks?

Sorry for the spoiler but you know you love it!