Katie Holmes has reportedly spent $30,000 buying Christmas gifts for her ridiculously spoiled daughter Suri. Not that Suri doesn’t deserve a Victorian playhouse with running water and electricity, a child’s version of a Mercedes, an iPad mini, and a Chloe fur coat…we’re just saying you can buy A LOT with 30 grand, like…
42 iPads: You can buy 42, 64GB iPads for $30,000. And I’m not talking about an iPad mini, we’re talking iPad with Retina display and you can have 42 of them. Why would you want that many? I don’t know, but it sure beats a dollhouse and a kid’s car.
Four Years Of College: Yes, you could put someone through a good school for four years with the same amount of money Katie Holmes spent on Christmas gifts. Go to a top ranked college or have Christmas gifts? #Perspective
A New Car: Here is just a sampling of the types of cars you could buy with $30,000 cash. A BMW 128i Coupe, a 2013 Toyota Prius, TWO previously owned Honda Civics, and a 2013 Chevrolet Malibu with some cash left over!
100 Trampolines: Yes, you could buy 100 trampolines with that money. But one for every home in your neighborhood, you’ll be the talk of the town!
Live In Portugal For A Year: Apparently you can live pretty well in Portugal on a budget of $30,000 a year. You can also live in America for that much, assuming you’re okay with credit card debt and top ramen as your primary meal plan.