In Touch Weekly got a hold of Suri's Christmas list and all the things she's asking for equal $130,000 worth of stuff and Tom and Katie want to buy her all of it.
Suri asked for a pony at the top of the Christmas wish list, because all little girls want ponies until they realize that they poop and kick and are basically just a midget horse. Apparently Tom Cruise has already found a stable for the new pet near their home in Beverly Hills. Hah, a horse in Beverly Hills, like that would ever happen!
She also asked for diamond earrings and gowns that will make her look "like a fairy princess." That's easy, just get Nicki Minaj's stylist to bring over Minaj's leftover dresses. Done and Done.
"Tom and Katie love the holidays and always go overboard," says a source. You don't say! Like $130,000 overboard. Like a luxury vehicle and the price of a small condo - overboard.
Because Suri is the best 5 year old in Hollywood, the source adds, "They are buying Suri absolutely everything she asks for."
The parents reportedly want her to have a "magical time" at Christmas. Also, the source adds, "Suri is very mature and knows what she wants." Of course, only the most mature 5-year-olds demand a pony at Christmas.
Next year, why doesn't she just ask for a blank check.