Steve-O

Charlie Sheen’s insane meltdown, filled with tiger whatever and Adonis blah blah blah, was so bizarre, there wasn’t much territory to cover at his roast. Jay Leno, David Letterman, and SNL pretty much got it covered. But the Comedy Central roast team managed to find some undiscovered porn and drug jokes to entertain us with.

The roast was hosted by Seth MacFarlane and featured Jon Lovtiz, Kate Walsh, Mike Tyson, Jeffrey Ross, Anthony Jeselnik, Amy Schumer, Steve-O, William Shatner and Patrice O’Neal. Here’s the best of what each roaster brought to the slaughter.

Kate Walsh: “I have to say, Charlie, you are an incredible medical specimen. I guess that's one of the benefits of waking up every morning at the crack of crack...It's amazing -- after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you've had removed is your kid"

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Sobriety wasn't working for Steve-O from Jackass these past couple of months, so he's decided to take it to the next level by entering a treatment facility. He's blogged about his situation for his fans. You have to give the guys credit for trying to turn his life around. Must be tough!

"Hello Everyone,

After seeing "Dr. Drew's Celebrity Addiction Special" on VH1 News, I figured it was time to put something out there for you all. I expected my part on that show to be much harder to watch than it wound up being. It made me want to explain a little bit of what I've been going through since I got clean, to help some of you understand how much damage drugs and alcohol have really done to me.

I've now been clean for 115 days, and I'm, again, in a mental institution. I did so much cocaine, ketamine, pcp, nitrous oxide, and all sorts of other drugs, that, quite simply, my brain is fucked up.

As you can probably tell by the way I'm writing this, my cognitive skills are alright, but, I frequently suffer from horrible mood swings and severe depression. Those of you who have followed my warped mind's trail on the Internet for a significant amount of time have, I'm sure, been very aware of those attributes, but, I just want you all to know that four fucking months (almost) of not touching a damn thing that a psychiatrist didn't perscribe to me hasn't changed that shit. The medication that is prescribed to me doesn't do the trick every day, let's just put it that way. I'm back in the looney bin trying to get that shit right. The bottom line is that doing drugs fucked my ass up and I'm going to be paying for it for a long time, probably for the rest of my life. Everyone's going to make their own decisions in life, but nobody needs to make the same mistakes I made. I love you all,

Steve-O"

Steve O wrote a Myspace blog again addressing his current mental state. He basically wrote a realllly long blog about being fed alcohol as an infant.

Read the full blog below:

You Should All Know I Am In Rehab

A) HOW I GOT INTO ALCOHOL AND DRUGS

1) Mom was very alcoholic, and I feel that is a gross understatement. I’d love to say that I first took to alcohol out of affection for my mother (there was never any shortage of that for me) but I think the truth is that I was always powerless over it. I know I was always powerless over alcoholism, because it had such a grip on Mom’s adulthood and my childhood, and I never chose to fight it. Until now. Dad was a corporate executive whose job required the family to travel the world fairly extensively and both Mom and Dad were quite self conscious of how they were perceived by others. We were frequently on airplanes and, before Mom and Dad would find themselves in the embarrassing position of being caught by other passengers with a crying baby, I was fed alcohol. Obviously I don’t have recollections from the time when I was a baby, so this account is pieced together from vague memories of being told stories that are similar or exactly the same. Mom’s alcoholism truly reared its ugly head when I was eight and nine years old, it was in 1983 that she lied to the family about having lymph node cancer so that she would have an explanation for staying in bed drunk at all hours. I forgave my Mom very easily for her act of dishonesty, my love for her was unconditional. At this point in my life I find myself hoping that I will be able to forgive myself for similarly selfish acts that my own addiction led me to commit. I can’t believe I just called out my own dead Mom for what’s surely the worst lie she ever told. I also can’t believe I ever picked up my first drink on my own after the way alcohol ruined her life. God, I miss my Mom. I think I was eight years old when I was introduced to the family tradition of children partaking in an alcoholic beverage of their choice, just one, only on New Year’s Eve, each year. I think it was right away that I knew I wasn’t interested in beer, rather that I wanted scotch whiskey. I can’t really remember, after all, what alcoholic remembers the first drink they picked up. The first time I vomited from truly drinking "too much" alcohol, I was twelve years old, that I’m quite sure of. I’m also quite sure that everything I remember taking interest in from childhood, and onwards, I poured myself into with an unhealthy "excessive/compulsive’ attitude about it. Baseball. Heavy metal music. Skateboarding. Drinking. Drugs. Oh yeah, and the video camera...

One day after news broke of Steve-O's alleged suicide attempt, this disturbing video of the 'Jackass' star has surfaced on YouTube.

Steve-O, who is clearly under the influence in the video (notice the white powder on his nose) says, "You'd think all the time in prison would've taught me something," he tells the camera before laughing hysterically. "I'm dead sober, you see!"

He then starts to juggle fruit outdoors while he talks about the war and later asks, "Who cares when you die?"

Aside from the fact that he's still under suicide watch, he's also been charged with a felony for possession of cocaine following an arrest on March 3rd at his Hollywood home.

You would think that with all the money these celebrities make, they would make their health and well being a priority instead of wasting their life away on drugs. So sad!