Star of 'Two And A Half Men' Boycotts The Show

November 26, 2012 By:
Star of 'Two And A Half Men' Boycotts The Show
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Angus T. Jones, star of “Two And A Half Men” (the one who ISN’T Ashton Kutcher or the other guy. You know, the teenager. The half man) has just found religion and has decided to denounce the show that made him a star.

So, Angus has recently announced that he’s a Christian and because of it he hates TAHM because he has morals now, I guess, or just realized what we knew all along (that TAHM is terribly unfunny). Apparently Angus doesn’t want you to watch TAHM anymore, despite the fact that he STILL stars on it.

In a new video interview with religious website Forerunner Chronicles, Angus called TAHM, “filth.” Let me remind you that he makes about $350,000 per episode, so if he’s referring to dirty “filthy” money, then sure, it’s super filthy.

Here’s what Angus says about the show.

“Jake from ‘Two And A Half Men’ means nothing. If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men. I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, please stop filling your head with filth.”

So let me get this straight, not even the stars of “Two And A Half Men” like “Two And A Half Men?” Put that in your Nielsen ratings box and smoke it.

If you don’t like TAHM because of moral and religious standards, that’s all fine and dandy, but if you don’t proscribe to any religion you probably just don’t like TAHM because it’s not funny. Not even Ashton HOT Kutcher could make me watch it, and it’s really hard for me to NOT watch the show, because I LOVED “No Strings Attached.”

Either way, we can totally interpret this as Angus wants OFF the show.