Spencer Pratt is now giving advice on a column for radar online called Yo Spencer. He is the last person who should be shelling out relationship advice. Here's his latest:
YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?
Spencer: Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy's really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn't count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you've ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it'll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.
That is the worst advice ever! Spencer's right, drunks are definitely not sexy. Unless the guy you're with is equally, if not more, drunk than you are, so he can't even tell. So screw him, because he probably would have ended up doing something way worse to you in the future, and you'll be glad you peed on his sheets.
JEn
