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Spencer's Advice On How To Be A Douche

April 14, 2008

It's that time again! Spencer Pratt is giving out advice in his YO SPENCER! column on Radar Online. Read the douche's advice on how to be the douchebag of the century.

I'm 24 and after months of threatening, my parents finally cut me off. Do you have any suggestions on how I should budget myself so I can keep living large without going broke?

Just keep up appearances. Buy knock-off designer threads, fake ice, go to expensive restaurants, and order only soup and a cranberry juice. Don't buy girls drinks unless it's a special case. Or just get a rich girlfriend. Nobody says there's anything wrong with a sugar momma if you treat her right.
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Reader Comments
3:21PM 04/19/08 miley4ever
I found his email for anyone to ask for his advice! This is the address, if u want his " advice " : spencer@radaronline.com Good luck!
3:51PM 04/15/08 La Chat
I like the way you think some guy. Nicely put.
5:44AM 04/15/08 beba
what a damn idiot...i feel sorry for heidi. how can she be in "love" with this trash!?!
10:21PM 04/14/08 gevo
LOl what a cheap bastard. Get a job and some calss moron
5:53PM 04/14/08 Some Guy
obviously he's living as per his advice to some degree.
4:24PM 04/14/08 johnny
he forgot the one thing....make a public whore out of your gf!
4:12PM 04/14/08 La Chat
Yeah cause somebody really should ask this douche for that type of advice. I would not be surprised if he's sending these questions to himself. Maybe Heidi or his sister sent these, because no person on this earth should ever ask this jackass for advice.
3:41PM 04/14/08 MEME
GO TO HELL ASSHOLE
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