Spencer's Advice On How To Be A Douche

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It's that time again! Spencer Pratt is giving out advice in his YO SPENCER! column on Radar Online. Read the douche's advice on how to be the douchebag of the century.

I'm 24 and after months of threatening, my parents finally cut me off. Do you have any suggestions on how I should budget myself so I can keep living large without going broke?

Just keep up appearances. Buy knock-off designer threads, fake ice, go to expensive restaurants, and order only soup and a cranberry juice. Don't buy girls drinks unless it's a special case. Or just get a rich girlfriend. Nobody says there's anything wrong with a sugar momma if you treat her right.