Why Sofia Vergara's Parents Didn't Want Her Acting

January 28, 2013 By:
Why Sofia Vergara's Parents Didn't Want Her Acting
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Sofia Vergara regularly tops the “hot” lists of all the typical “hot-round-up” mags, that being said, her parents thought she was destined for a career as a hooker if she ever tried to be an actress.

Yep, Sofia’s parents thought her lady lumps were too huge and were afraid that if she pursued a career in Hollywood, she would only be seen as a streetwalker. I don’t know what Sofia’s parents experience with Hollywood was, but apparently they’ve never heard of Marilyn Monroe, or Scarlet Johansson, or Christina Hendricks...I could go on, but it's weird that we just Googled, "celebrities with big boobs."

“My father told me if I did anything artistic, I would look like a hooker,” Sofia joked during the SAG Awards last night, “I told him, ‘With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!’”

That’s a HUGE compliment to hookers everywhere. Congrats to all the ladies of the night, you all look just like Sofia Vergara.

Oh Sofia, that reminds me of the other time(s) you’ve referred to yourself as something that didn't make sense...like when you called yourself a tranny.

“I look like a transsexual anyway,” Sofia revealed over a year ago, “I’m a woman, but I’m super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my make-up and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, ‘I look like a transvestite!’ I love it.”

A month later she clarified those comments and reaffirmed her trans-sexuality, saying:

“With extra boob, with extra butt, I always have make-up and hair and big jewelry, so I feel like that.”

Sofia also once said she would “look like a Christmas tree” if not for her stylist. I have no idea what that means and I don’t know if Sofia knows what those words mean. Does she own a mirror?