Sofia Vergara & Joe Manganiello Are Giving Us Déjà Vu to Kaley Cuoco & Henry Cavill

July 25, 2014 By:
Sofia Vergara & Joe Manganiello Are Giving Us Déjà Vu to Kaley Cuoco & Henry Cavill
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Don’t freak out, but we think Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello’s new “whirlwind romance” is just a PR stunt, and we’re thinking they stole some ideas from the two-week Earth shattering blunder of a PR union between Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill.

Here is the evidence.

 

The Fandom:

Before Kaley met Henry, he was just a celebrity crush of hers.

Twitter

Gazing up at his Superman poster like a damn pedestrian.

 

Before Joe met Sofia Vergara (and while she was still engaged to Nick Loeb), he revealed in an interview that his celeb crush was in fact, Sofia Vergara:

People

And then the PR Gods swooped down and were like, “oh y’all have crushes on each other? Let’s make it happen.”

Let’s look at the similarities of these two relationships.

 

The Initial “Announcement:”

Out of literally nowhere, a tabloid announces that Kaley and Henry are dating.

Us Weekly

LOL.

 

THEN came the photos:

Fame/Flynet

Usually, there are photos of a budding relationship first, and then a begrudging “sources say” to a tabloid comment and not the other way around.

 

Then, when no one was wondering at all about their relationship status, came the Joe and Sofia “dating” story.

People

 

And then, of course, came the photos:

Fame/Flynet

Just like clockwork and JUST LIKE Kaley and Henry.

 

The Handhold:

The handhold after, what? The first date?

Fame/Flynet

The handhold says, “LOOK WE’RE DATING! WE’RE REALLY ACTUALLY DATING!”

 

Also giving us handholding-in-public:

Fame/Flynet

Copy cats.

 

His Disaffected Stare and Her Giddy Smiling:

Kaley’s hopeful gaze and Henry’s frigid grin...

Fame/Flynet

 

and Sofia’s blissfull smile and Joe’s determined grimace.

Fame/Flynet

 

Female-Initiated PDA:

See?

Fame/Flynet

 

SEE?!

Fame/Flynet

Don’t be surprised when Sofia gets engaged to someone else in about two weeks time. #truth