Don’t freak out, but we think Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello’s new “whirlwind romance” is just a PR stunt, and we’re thinking they stole some ideas from the two-week Earth shattering blunder of a PR union between Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill.
Here is the evidence.
Before Kaley met Henry, he was just a celebrity crush of hers.
Gazing up at his Superman poster like a damn pedestrian.
Before Joe met Sofia Vergara (and while she was still engaged to Nick Loeb), he revealed in an interview that his celeb crush was in fact, Sofia Vergara:
And then the PR Gods swooped down and were like, “oh y’all have crushes on each other? Let’s make it happen.”
Let’s look at the similarities of these two relationships.
The Initial “Announcement:”
Out of literally nowhere, a tabloid announces that Kaley and Henry are dating.
THEN came the photos:
Usually, there are photos of a budding relationship first, and then a begrudging “sources say” to a tabloid comment and not the other way around.
Then, when no one was wondering at all about their relationship status, came the Joe and Sofia “dating” story.
And then, of course, came the photos:
Just like clockwork and JUST LIKE Kaley and Henry.
The handhold after, what? The first date?
The handhold says, “LOOK WE’RE DATING! WE’RE REALLY ACTUALLY DATING!”
Also giving us handholding-in-public:
His Disaffected Stare and Her Giddy Smiling:
Kaley’s hopeful gaze and Henry’s frigid grin...
and Sofia’s blissfull smile and Joe’s determined grimace.
Don’t be surprised when Sofia gets engaged to someone else in about two weeks time. #truth