Top 10 Things That Make Snooki Angry

October 26, 2012 By:
Top 10 Things That Make Snooki Angry

This week, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief when it was reported that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino had finally buried the hatchet.

The Snooki-Situation drama, that spawned from a rumored hook up between the MTV reality stars, has seen its fair share of ups and downs over the years, putting on display the wine bottle throwing and food fights that ensue when you get the meatball a little too heated…

But on top of obvious instigators like Mike’s lies and punches to the face, here are ten things that piss the Snooks off.

10. Big boobs: For a normal person, big boobs are never a bad thing. But, lucky for us Snooki has never been a “normal person.” Her boobs, which have increased a full cup size since Lorenzo’s arrival, are a major burden in her life.

9. Dictionaries: Words are hard, people. That’s why Snooki would rather make up her own idioms to describe what’s on her mind, à la “I thought I broke my vagina bone.”

8. Being out of pickle juice: An absolute must when it comes to the guidette is an endless supply of pickles and pickle juice. It’s a wonder that her baby didn’t come out green.

7. Sleepy Jionni: When the Snooks is horny, you just can’t say “no” unless you want to wake up to a fuming 4 foot, 9 inches Chilean in your bed. Her fiancé Jionni has found this out the hard way.

6. Creepy guys: With her popularity, there are bound to be a lot of people creepin’ on Nicole in public. But if you know Snooki, you know that nothing skeeves her out like a pervy pedestrian peeking in her window or a clambering creep at the club.

5. Activities that require coordination: We’ve seen it time and time again. Bikes, dancing and sometimes even walking can result in this babe (yes, if I say it enough it will catch on) toppling over.

4. Poop: Good or bad, the “Jersey Shore” antics often spiral down to one common denominator: poop. “When I get excited I have to poop,” she has said. Talk about a party foul.

3. Parallel parking: Who invented this barbaric behavior anyway? For someone who drives like she’s the only person on the road, the idea of parking in between other people’s cars is beyond frustrating and rude.

2. Mayor Dawn Zimmer: In case you don’t know who this is, she’s the mayor of Hoboken, New Jersey and also the politician who denied a filming permit for “Shore” spin-off “Snooki and JWoww.” #NotCool!

1. Flats: While all these things would lead to a steamed Snooks, nothing irritates the reality star whose “ass was born in heels” more than having to wear flats. Not even pregnancy could bring Nicole down from her platform pedestals.