Snooki's Responsibility Is Killing Jersey Shore

May 22, 2012 By:
Snooki's Responsibility Is Killing Jersey Shore

Season 6 of “Jersey Shore” is shaping up to be a real doozy. That is, if doozy means a major yawn-fest.

Snooki has just announced that she will not be rooming with fellow cast members as in previous seasons. With pregnancy upon her, the guidette is embracing motherhood by protecting her baby-to-be. 

According to TMZ, Snooks is taking motherhood seriously. She will be bunking in her own private abode nearby the house where all the drinking, sexing, and obnoxious behavior is taking place. Though it’s a fantastic environment if you’re trying to make a baby, it’s not the greatest place to be if you’re trying to raise one.

The news comes after Snooki did the unthinkable and gave up tanning for the baby’s health. As a result, the reality star is looking healthier in the photos she’s posting on Twitter.

Pregnancy Looks Good on Snooki

She also started downloading baby apps on taking classes to learn about how she can be an even better mom. 

First no tanning, now responsibility… If she keeps going down this road, Snooki’s baby on board is going to turn her into a real life human being!

More importantly, the decision to room elsewhere is a major blow to Season 6 of “Shore.” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino recently left rehab fresh and sober. 
The cast is (I can’t believe I’m saying this) growing up! Which is great, unless your trying to do a show about all the things they’re giving up. 

What are we going to do, watch a “Jersey Shore” where the cast drinks soda pop and talks about their feelings? Is anybody else worried about this?

TV Gods… what have we done to deserve this?