If the sight of a baby popping out of a vagina covered in blood makes you queasy, then Tuesday night’s episode of “Snooki & JWoww” wasn’t for you.
During a highly anticipated birthing episode of the “Jersey Shore” spinoff, viewers were treated to that very sight: A tiny meatball pushing its way out of its mama. It was, um… Weird.
As expected, there was plenty of blood, plenty of chaos, and plenty of Snooki squeals.
It was a long labor process—over 24 hours. Snooki’s fiancé, Jionni Lavelle, and her family stayed with her in the delivery room. Meanwhile, her best friend, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, and her fiancé, Roger Mathews, hung out in the waiting room.
When the baby arrived, everyone—including Snooks’ doting dad—cried. It was a happy moment once you got past all the bodily fluids pouring out of the guidette.
Jionni described the placenta as, “a big bloody stingray flapping out of her vagina.”
The big question of the episode, though: Should they take the sheers to little ‘Enzo’s wiener? In the end, they decided circumcision was the best option.
“He'll thank me for it one day,” Snooki said as the baby got carted away. “Bye Wiener!”
That procedure, thank God, was not featured in the episode. Additional questions that came up in the episode included whether or not eating chocolate would make her breast milk taste like chocolate… She hopes so.
Oh, and another biggie that the episode actually was named after: Now What?
Fast forward five months when Lorenzo is happy, foreskin-less, and growing like a weed.
“So hard to tweet and hold my now 14lb Lorenzo lol! Hope you guys are enjoying this episode! LOVE U XO #SnookiandJWOWW,” she tweeted on Tuesday night.
In case you missed the gory fun and want to watch it over your morning coffee, the full episode is available on MTV.com.