Snooki lied to all of us, and I, for one, am disappointed. If you'll remember, earlier in the month, reports surfaced that Snooki was with child, but she denied the story completely, saying that it was mean for the media to call her fat.
Turns out that she's three months pregnant, with a fetus that is undoubtedly floating in a cocktail of: 2 parts embryonic fluid, 1 part tequila, with a splash of pickle juice.
Sources tell Page Six: “MTV went into crisis mode after they found out. They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show. ”
The show they're referring to is a 'Jersey Shore' spinoff starring Snooki and JWoww. It doesn't yet have a title. But it's fairly obvious that it'll be 'Jersey Shore' meets 'Teen Mom 2'
Page Six says Snooki "lied" and "has already brokered a deal" to announce the news on the cover of a celebrity mag.
The father is reportedly Jionni LaValle, Snooki's longtime boyfriend whom she cheated on with 'Jersey Shore' costar Vinny Guadagnino. Mike 'The Situation' also claims he received fallacio from Snooki, but she denies that. So yeah, it happened.
“I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant… Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not," Snooki said on 'Good Morning America' earlier this month.
Site Gossip Cop seems to think the report is accurate and adds that when they reached out to a rep for Snooki, they were told "no comment."