Hollywood New Jersey does a new mom leave the hospital with a baby in her arms, hair and make-up done by a make-up artist, and a crew of reality TV cameras in tow!
Three after becoming a mom, Snooki left the hospital with the world’s largest and hairiest meatball, I’m sorry, I mean her son Lorenzo.
Snooki just tweeted a photo of her own face today. She’s all dolled up and wrote, “Happy 4 days old of being a mommy face!”
Happy 4 days old of being a mommy face! instagr.am/p/O6YEmMBjkQ/— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) August 29, 2012
She’s congratulating herself? She’s Instagramming!? Doesn’t she have a baby somewhere that needs tending too!? She also just referred to Jionni as her “Hubby” in a recent tweet which makes me wonder if the two were secretly wed? Popped the baby out and then had a secret nuptial?
Maybe? Maybe not.
Look at this sexy man. MY HUBBYinstagr.am/p/O68avohjo1/— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) August 29, 2012
Snooks also tweeted out a picture of her new son's nursery, with his name monogrammed above her leopard print changing table. #Classy
Also, despite all of Snooki’s reservations about having a baby, namely “will breastfeeding hurt” and “is having a baby the same as taking a dump” she's apparently adjusting to motherhood quite nicely. Well according to her tweets, that is.
Jionni and I are the dream team at changing diapers! TEAMWORK BABE— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) August 29, 2012
We don't sleep anymore. We just take lots of naps. Idc, as long as I'm staring at my handsome son— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) August 29, 2012