It’s been a hard nine months for the Snooks and now it’s time to partaaaay…
Everyone’s favorite three-foot guido meatball, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, thinks that it’s a swell idea to fill her post pregnancy body with booze… a LOT of booze. The revelation occurred during the Season 2 premiere of “Jersey Shore” spinoff, “Snooki & JWoww.”
In case you missed the Tuesday night’s opening episode of the returning series—which, frankly, there is no excuse urgent enough to void you from fan guilt from that little screw up—here’s what happened:
The expression “pump and dump” was definitely the phrase of the episode. You see, Nicole got it into her head that as long as she ditches the dirty batch of breast milk after a wild night of debauchery, her supply would be OK for Lorenzo to consume.
Which, I guess, is true…
In the episode, Snooki is so anxious to get her drank on that she plans to have a bottle of Pinot Grigio chilling in her delivery room, ready to go as soon as the kid comes out. No word on whether this actually happened, so I guess we’ll have to keep tuning in to find out.
In an effort to help with her get-drunk-quick mission is Snooki’s best friend and forever sidekick, JWoww, who gifted her some alcohol testing strips to test her milk and make sure there is no alcohol lingering in the lady broth.
“We don’t want to get Lorenzo drunk,” both girls explain profoundly during on-camera interviews.
“Snooki & JWoww” airs Tuesdays at 10/9c on MTV.