Mama Snooks is dishing out relationship advice to Chris Brown and Rihanna. The reality star, who’s had her fair share of public ups and downs with now fiancé Jionni LaValle, is wishing her fellow celebs the best. Oh also, she is threatening Breezy with punches to the face.
The goodhearted moment, which admittedly rambles on for a bit, arrives via her Celebuzz segment “Nookie With Snooki.”
“So, my love advice for Rihanna and Chris Brown,” Snooki starts. “First of all, I’m obsessed with Rihanna. And… I’m honestly… I’m there for her. Or, I have her back on any decision that she makes.”
(We promise, she’s getting to her point.)
“Obviously her past with Chris Brown isn’t very good,” she adds. “But I feel like they could get over it. And I feel like Chris knows that he messed up.”
(Stay with us…)
“I just hope that… That’ll never happen again,” she says. “Because I will find Chris and I will punch him in the face.”
BOOM. There you have it, people… Snooki is officially on abusive a-hole patrol and we can only assume that Chris is shaking in his designer boots over it.
Snooki’s message to the volatile couple comes after she previously gave Kim Kardashian some motherhood advice to Hollyscoop, telling her to “take it easy.”
So be on your toes, Hollywoodland. There’s a new sheriff in town and her name is... Snooki!