Snooki: I’m A MILF Now!

March 16, 2012 By:
Snooki: I’m A MILF Now!

Mom I’d like to…fist pump with?

Snooki is so excited to be pregnant. Is it because she can’t wait to experience the joy of creating life? Nope. It’s because she can now be a MILF.

“I’m only 24 so it happened kind of quick,” Snooki said on Jersey Shore After Hours. “But it’s better because now I can be a MILF.”

Snooki says all the years of hard partying actually helped prepare her for pregnancy.

“Pregnancy sickness is just like you’re hungover.”

Except you don’t wake up next to a stranger you met at ‘Karma’. Hopefully.

Snooki became engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, earlier this month, and her costar, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, has revealed that Snooki has calmed down quite a bit since then.

“It’s a different Snooki,” Ron said. “She’s doing really good. She’s not drinking. She’s got her act together, and I’m really happy for her.”

Yeah, good for her. But what are we supposed to watch for Season 6? Because I can’t handle Mike ‘The Situation’s downward spiral into insanity anymore. It’s getting too real for me.

Ronnie adds that Snooki’s change happened “overnight.”

"Overnight she's like this wild, crazy Snooki, and now she's pregnant and engaged and growing up."

Jionni’s parents threw the couple an engagement/congrats on getting knocked up party at their home in East Hanover, New Jersey.

Guests included Snooki’s GTL BFF, Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley and her fiancé, Roger Matthews, as well as the other half of Team Meatball, Deena Cortese.