Snooki Endorses Donald Trump For President: He Gets Sh*t Done!

January 16, 2012 By:
Snooki Endorses Donald Trump For President: He Gets Sh*t Done!

Just when you were going to write off Donald Trump’s transition into politics as a joke, along comes Snooki to totally validate him.

Yep, ‘Jersey Shore’ star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi endorsed Donald Trump for President of the United States of America. This means one thing: Donald Trump will never, ever become President of the United States of America.

Snooki told the Huffington Post: “I thought Trump was gonna run. But he’s not, right? I would endorse him and vote for him.”

Why?

“He gets sh-t done,” Snooki told GQ back n November. “Trump would make this country better I feel.”

If anything, this story made us realize that Snooki and Donald Trump have an uncanny number of similarities. So without further adieu, here are five things Snooki and Donald Trump have in common:

The Pouf: Donald was rocking The Pouf when Snooki was just a twinkle in her dad’s eye. Snooki might have perfected the hair bump, but Trump started it. And big hair obviously does not care.

The Catchphrase: Donald has ‘You’re Fired,’ and Snooki has, “We’re going to Jersey Shore, BITCH!” But more recently, Snooki’s catchphrase has been “Meatball problems.”

The Nickname: Snooki says she was named after a male character in Save the Last Dance. “The Donald” was a nickname given to Donald Trump by his first wife, Ivana.

They’re Both Orange: Donald Trump might be an amazing entrepreneur, but he looks like an Oompa Loompa. The Daily Best named him in their list of Worst Celebrity Tans.

Similarly, Snooki once said: “[Sen. John] McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn’t have that problem, obviously.”

The worst part is, John McCain responded to Snooki via Twitter: “@Sn00ki u r right. I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation.

Say what you will about President Obama, but at least he doesn’t Tweet Snooki.

They’re Both Wrestling Stars: Snooki kicked ass at Wrestlemania 27. The Donald has been a WWE fan for quite sometime, having hosted two Wrestlemania events at Trump Plaza. The only question now is, who could take who in the squared circle? My money is on Snooki. That girl can fight!